第三百一十三章 开幕式!拖孩大队!
团队赛冠军的有力竞争者!但绝对是一个优秀的搅局者!
&nb;&nb;&nb;&nb;东南亚赛区:嘟师傅三人一致认为,其他都不必提,“泰国战神”就是唯一!
&nb;&nb;&nb;&nb;这特喵的纯粹就是一支拥有皇家血统的“搅屎棍”!
&nb;&nb;&nb;&nb;一支优秀的,带着核弹头的,拥有恐怖杀伤力的究极搅屎棍!
&nb;&nb;&nb;&nb;莽夫到令人发指!
&nb;&nb;&nb;&nb;暴躁到无人能及!
&nb;&nb;&nb;&nb;宛如一只疯狗,逮谁咬谁!要什么战术?要什么冷静?除非一方死亡,否则战斗永不停息!
&nb;&nb;&nb;&nb;不是在打架,就是在打架的路上!
&nb;&nb;&nb;&nb;从这一点来看,哪怕是4aity,都远远不及!
&nb;&nb;&nb;&nb;也因如此,这支战队被所有解说公认为:东南亚平头哥!
&nb;&nb;&nb;&nb;“唉~但愿咱们的队伍别跟他杠上!不然绝对是杀敌一千,自损八百!”
&nb;&nb;&nb;&nb;三人对视一眼,默契异常。....
&nb;&nb;&nb;&nb;“o!马上就要举行开幕仪式!我们的战队小伙子们将集体登场!”
&nb;&nb;&nb;&nb;伴随着导播将镜头转向g-tar绝地求生主会场,国内平台官方直播间瞬间爆炸!
&nb;&nb;&nb;&nb;“卧槽!这什么鬼东西?网咖?啊呸!黑网吧?”
&nb;&nb;&nb;&nb;“敲你吗!这么没牌面的吗?兄die,你特喵的在逗我?洲际赛级别!就这档次?”
&nb;&nb;&nb;&nb;“呵呵!你特喵的怕不是把所有资金投资开发泡菜了吧?能要点儿脸吗?”
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&nb;&nb;&nb;&nb;直播间内一片吐槽声!
&nb;&nb;&nb;&nb;在经历了黄金大奖赛总决赛的壮观场面后,棒子们的安排实在令国内玩家们难以接受!
&nb;&nb;&nb;&nb;完没有任何特殊摆设,没有炫丽灯光与开场表演!选手台摆放着一排又一排的电脑,甚至连透明隔音板都装备不!
&nb;&nb;&nb;&nb;造型与国内的小网吧几乎无异!
&nb;&nb;&nb;&nb;根本就配不上洲际赛的头衔!
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&nb;&nb;&nb;&nb;“汪汪汪汪汪汪”
&nb;&nb;&nb;&nb;棒子主持人登台,伴随着亚洲邀请赛战队宣传片的播放,开始有序的介绍并迎接战队入场!
&nb;&nb;&nb;&nb;“汪汪汪汪汪汪!”
&nb;&nb;&nb;&nb;不得不说,棒子们的叫声还是挺嗨的,中气十足!
&nb;&nb;&nb;&nb;礼仪小姐们扭动着大长腿,以及粘贴复制的长相,领着战队们缓缓入场!
&nb;&nb;&nb;&nb;“轮到咱们的战队了!”
&nb;&nb;&nb;&nb;“阿玛尼!狼妈领衔!”
&nb;&nb;&nb;&nb;“o!小狮子没能来,由bt顶替,笑容领衔!”
&nb;&nb;&nb;&nb;“国宝战队!校长的战队!”
&nb;&nb;&nb;&nb;“ity!哈哈哈!看,大哥后边的,他们的女领队!也是这次比赛ity的正式参赛选手!”
&nb;&nb;&nb;&nb;“接下来,是4a”
&nb;&nb;&nb;&nb;嘟师傅愣了,话说到一半,却犹如鱼刺卡在喉咙一般!
&nb;&nb;&nb;&nb;oy一脸懵逼!整个人陷入到无限的迷茫之中!
&nb;&nb;&nb;&nb;而也好君,睁大着眼,微张着嘴,就连呼吸都逐渐停滞!
&nb;&nb;&nb;&nb;却见镜头中!
&nb;&nb;&nb;&nb;四个男人鱼贯而出!
&nb;&nb;&nb;&nb;领头的,竟然是王撕葱!
&nb;&nb;&nb;&nb;“啪嗒!”,“啪嗒!”,“啪嗒!”
&nb;&nb;&nb;&nb;四双拖孩拍打在地面上,整齐划一!如果不看画面,说不定要被误认为军人在踢正步!
&nb;&nb;&nb;&nb;强烈的画面感扑面而来!直叫人目瞪口呆!
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